1 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:54,625 Cheers, mate. 2 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,083 Yo. 3 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:04,000 Hey, Elvis. You've seen D? 4 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:05,666 I'm not looking for D. 5 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:08,333 You on the dollies again? 6 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,208 Do you see a welcome sign over my head? 7 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:11,958 Go away, Baz. 8 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:17,750 Brass monkeys, man. 9 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:20,458 Where are you crashing tonight? 10 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:24,666 No, seriously. You've seen D? 11 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,833 Seriously, I'm on the script. 12 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:29,750 I mean it this time. 13 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:31,708 Yeah, who doesn't? 14 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,916 Well, tell D I'm looking for him, yeah? 15 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:45,791 Three quid, mate. 16 00:04:47,666 --> 00:04:48,875 Eighty and two... 17 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:51,666 ...four, six, eight, ten... 18 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,833 You're short. 19 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:55,708 It's all I've got. 20 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,208 It's three quid, mate. 21 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:58,916 Come on, I've barely eaten all day. 22 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,833 It's three quid. 23 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:04,916 -Can you let me off 9p? -No! 24 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:09,416 All right, I'll tell you what. I'll play you a little song, yeah? 25 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:10,958 How about that? Play you a little song... 26 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,208 ...and you let me off 9p, okay? All right. 27 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:27,000 -Thanks, mate. That's great. -Don't come back. 28 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:28,625 -Okay. -Don't want you here. Go on! 29 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,666 All right! Okay, I'm going. 30 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:32,916 Thanks a lot. 31 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,833 Get out of here! 32 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,000 Sorry, sorry. 33 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:57,083 Yo, Elvis. Get in. 34 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:09,750 -Whose is it? -The bloke who forgot to lock it. 35 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:15,333 I found D. 36 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,708 Have some. 37 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:31,125 Hey! I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. No, no, no. 38 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:32,916 That's nice, that's nice. 39 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,333 -You don't have to do this. -Yes, I do. You're late. 40 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:36,958 -Who are these? -I don't know. It's your car! 41 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:38,958 How long have they been here? Hey! 42 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:41,583 What are you doing in my car? You didn't knock on the door? 43 00:06:41,666 --> 00:06:42,833 -Why should I? -James. 44 00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:43,833 James! 45 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:46,875 James! James, come on, wake up. 46 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,916 -You can't do this! Not now! -Did you see them get in? 47 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,958 -Do I look like a genie? -From a certain angle. 48 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,041 Hey! What? Come back here! 49 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:57,708 -Get after him, will you? Hey. -This isn't Batman and Robin, you know. 50 00:06:57,791 --> 00:06:59,208 -Hey. -Pay for the ticket and move. 51 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:01,958 Wake up. You're in my car. Hey. 52 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:04,708 Wait, he's... 53 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,166 He's not moving. 54 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,333 Did they bring my guitar? 55 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,041 Nice to see you, too. 56 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:20,583 Sorry, I'm not exactly myself this morning. 57 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:22,541 That's a matter of opinion. 58 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,833 -They brought it to me. -To you? 59 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:27,000 Well, it isn't our first time at this circus, is it? 60 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:28,291 I'm sorry. 61 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:30,125 I know I made a mistake. I messed up. 62 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:33,041 Tell me something I haven't already heard 20 times today. 63 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,208 Good. 64 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:38,708 I prefer the sound of silence to bullshit. 65 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,041 How do you feel? 66 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:41,791 Like death. 67 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,250 Look at me, I'm... 68 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:47,083 It's horrible. 69 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,583 Turns out you've also got hepatitis. 70 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,000 Congratulations. 71 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:55,166 Ever wonder why you see so many old alkies, never junkies? 72 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,375 You're all full of good news this morning, aren't you? 73 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:59,583 You can't mix heroin with methadone. 74 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:01,583 You OD. You know this stuff. 75 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,958 -Yeah. -Do it again, and you'll probably die. 76 00:08:05,666 --> 00:08:07,666 I know. Look, I... 77 00:08:08,666 --> 00:08:10,875 -I'm sorry... -Silence over bullshit. 78 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:15,375 Right. 79 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:17,625 -I'll see you when you're discharged. -Yeah. 80 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:38,875 -Hi. -Did you nick an orderly's uniform? 81 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,083 No, I didn't nick it. 82 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,625 A nurse gave it to me because they lost my T-shirt. 83 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,541 Right. 84 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:48,250 You know the drill. Sign that one... 85 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:51,791 ...and take that one to the chemist every day for your methadone. 86 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,083 Check in with me every two weeks. 87 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:56,958 And addicts who stop the methadone and go back to heroin... 88 00:08:57,041 --> 00:09:01,083 -...have a higher percentage of ODing. -Of ODing. Yeah, I know this already. 89 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,625 It's my job to tell you. Fall off methadone... 90 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:06,166 ...and it's more likely you'll OD the next time you do heroin. 91 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,708 And you could well die. 92 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:09,416 Yeah. 93 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:11,208 Is there anyone I can call? 94 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,833 Any relative anywhere? 95 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:15,208 I'm kind of solo these days. 96 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:18,333 No word from your dad? 97 00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:19,916 Or mum? 98 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,458 Yeah. 99 00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:22,791 "Get lost." 100 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:25,458 -I guess that's two words. -Here you go. 101 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:26,916 Thank you. 102 00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:29,666 You're gonna play something for me? 103 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,500 You wanna hear me sing? 104 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:33,000 Are you any good? 105 00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:40,500 Okay. 106 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,041 Here you are, mate. 107 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:39,583 Hey, get moving. 108 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,000 Come on, on your way. 109 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,375 I wouldn't be begging you if it wasn't a special case. 110 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,916 Special? 111 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:12,416 I've got three single mums waiting for a spot. 112 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:16,541 I've got a sweet old pensioner getting kicked out of his son's house. 113 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,416 They all need emergency housing. They're all special. 114 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,958 Please. 115 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,333 What's so special about a drug addict? Why this one? 116 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,916 I don't know. 117 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,916 Every now and then, one comes along... 118 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,458 ...and you just know they have it in them to be clean. 119 00:11:31,916 --> 00:11:33,416 I think this is his last shot. 120 00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:35,958 He really wants to be clean, but he's got nothing. 121 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:37,666 No support system at all. 122 00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:40,375 I have to get him off the street, or I'm gonna lose him. 123 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,375 No. I'm not giving a spot to a user. 124 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:46,083 -He's in the program. -He falls off methadone, he's out. 125 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,250 -Period. -He won't. 126 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,625 I hope. 127 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,666 Come on, everybody. 128 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,500 Come on, then. Albert, this side. 129 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,333 -Val? -Hey. Come in. 130 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,791 Welcome home. 131 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:17,708 -You okay? -Yeah. 132 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,833 It was a little bit stuffy, so I just opened a window. 133 00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:36,791 Hot water. 134 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,083 Look, I've gotta run. 135 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,833 -Keys. -Right, yeah. 136 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,125 Val, I... 137 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,458 You're welcome. 138 00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:50,375 And I put some cereal in the kitchen and milk in the fridge. 139 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,041 I don't know what to say. 140 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,708 Say you're gonna stay in the program and you won't miss our next meeting. 141 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:59,083 I promise. I promise you. 142 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,458 Cross my heart, hope to die. 143 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:03,500 Okay. 144 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,541 I'll see you out. 145 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,125 Whoever's there, you better leave! 146 00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:58,416 I mean it! 147 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,750 I've got a weapon here! 148 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,375 I'm seriously armed! 149 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,416 That was you making all that noise? 150 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,083 How did you get... 151 00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:46,416 I see. 152 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,708 You're a thief, are you? 153 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,750 Stealing all my corn flakes? 154 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,625 Hey, are you friendly? 155 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,958 Guess that answers that. 156 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,708 No. Come on. This way. 157 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,333 There you go. 158 00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:19,125 They're better with a bit of milk, actually. 159 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,166 I'm gonna get this out. 160 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,416 You're not a very good thief, by the way. 161 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,958 Next time, try and be a bit quieter. 162 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,291 That's the trick, I hear. Come on. 163 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,375 Up you come. Look. 164 00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:34,541 Look at that. 165 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,291 There's gonna be a family worried about you. 166 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,000 You'd better go home now. 167 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,916 No, no, no. 168 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,333 This way. 169 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,916 I know. But I think it's time, you'd better go home. 170 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,041 Hey, no, this way. There you go. 171 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,458 Go on. Go out there. 172 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,041 That's it. Go on. 173 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:12,416 No, don't look at me like that, okay? 174 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,333 All right, then. 175 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,583 One night, okay? 176 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,000 And then I'm gonna take you back to your owner. 177 00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:24,916 Yeah, deal? 178 00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,250 There you go. 179 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,916 I'll see you in the morning, okay? 180 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,208 Over there? 181 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,083 Excuse me. 182 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,416 Did you lose a cat? 183 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:25,875 Is it there? 184 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,041 No? 185 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:30,875 Excuse me? 186 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,541 Did you lose a cat? 187 00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:34,833 Hello? 188 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,625 I've got a little ginger cat down here, if anyone's looking for it. 189 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:43,916 Hello? 190 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,458 So, what number life are you on? 191 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,416 Apparently, I'm on my ninth. 192 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,333 Hello, did anybody lose a cat? 193 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:55,041 -Get out of here! Go away! -Thanks. 194 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:58,166 Come on. 195 00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,041 There you go. 196 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,916 Someone will come looking for you. 197 00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:07,958 Take care of yourself. 198 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,208 Thank you. 199 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:13,541 -Hi. -Methadone, right? 200 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,375 Thank you, mate. 201 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,375 Not you again. Oi! 202 00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:01,416 -Come on, on your way. -Don't do this, mate. 203 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,375 You know the rules. You're causing an obstruction. 204 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:06,291 I'm just trying to make a living here. I'm not in anyone's way. 205 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,083 It's an health and safety issue. 206 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,666 If you stand there, you're obstructing the exit. 207 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,458 Well, if you stand there, you are. 208 00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:14,791 -One toot on this, they'll haul you away. -Right. 209 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,583 If it was up to me, I'd arrest the lot of you. 210 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,083 I'm sure you would. 211 00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:21,500 Flippin' vermin. As if we haven't got enough to do. 212 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:25,083 Dad? Dad. 213 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:28,333 Hey, Dad. What are you doing here? 214 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,791 We're... 215 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,166 A little bit of shopping. This and that. 216 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,666 -Oh, yeah. -You good? 217 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,666 Yeah. I've stopped using. 218 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:41,708 -I'm in the program. -Again? 219 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:44,166 It won't be like last time. 220 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:47,375 -I've got my own flat now, and everything. -Jack. 221 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,083 -You remember Hilary. -Hi. 222 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,583 We're late, darling. I'm sorry, we've got to... 223 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:57,500 We were just chatting about Christmas, actually. 224 00:21:57,791 --> 00:22:00,791 Family and all that. Coming together. 225 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,791 Christmas dinner. Right, Dad? 226 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,833 Well, I wish we'd known. Unfortunately, our table's full. 227 00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:08,625 Always room for one more at Christmas. Right? 228 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:10,958 Don't you think, darling? Maybe one more would... 229 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,583 What, in our house? We'll have children there. 230 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,500 -What's that supposed to mean? -Jack, we're late. Come on. 231 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,291 I'm not contagious, you know. 232 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,083 Take this. 233 00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,041 -No, I don't want your money. -Here. 234 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:26,541 Maybe... 235 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,416 Maybe New Year's, okay? 236 00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:31,291 Darling. Hold up. 237 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,250 Hey, wait up. 238 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,333 Yeah. 239 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,125 Hey, mate. 240 00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:47,666 Hey, boy. 241 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:51,041 It's okay. 242 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:53,708 You're hurt. 243 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,958 What have you been doing today? 244 00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:00,041 Have you been in a fight? 245 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,625 Is it okay if I take you and try and find your owner? 246 00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,166 Is that okay? 247 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:07,916 It's okay. 248 00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:13,250 Here, down here? 249 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:17,583 Excuse me. Do you know whose cat this is? 250 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:20,583 Wait, I have a hurt cat here. 251 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,208 It's you, with the dogs. 252 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,125 Yeah, it's just in there. 253 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,250 What did you do to it? 254 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:29,916 Me? I didn't do anything. I just found him over there. 255 00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:34,041 Don't just stand there. 256 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,416 It's all right. 257 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,166 -It's okay, it's okay. -There you go. 258 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:01,875 There we go. 259 00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:05,208 Yeah, it might be purulent. 260 00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:07,916 -It might be what? -The wound. 261 00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,291 He needs antibiotics before it's infected. 262 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,541 Maybe they can glue it together. He needs a vet. 263 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,416 That sounds expensive. 264 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,041 Can you put a price on love? 265 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,291 No, no. He's not my cat. 266 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,291 I just found him. I think he's a stray or... 267 00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,958 -I don't know. -Well... 268 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:28,541 He is telling me he was put hereto be with you. 269 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,833 Reading his spirit loud and clear. 270 00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:34,250 He came to you for a reason. 271 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,083 Really? You're sensing that? 272 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,958 Of course not. What do I look like, some kind of nut? 273 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:44,875 There's a card there for the vet that I volunteer at. 274 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:46,416 It's a charity. 275 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,041 -Tell them Betty sent you. -Okay, thanks. 276 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:50,833 And you are? 277 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,125 Me? I'm James. 278 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,416 James Bowen. 279 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,916 I don't believe in last names. Patriarchal burdens. 280 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,125 I gotta go. I've got dogs to walk. 281 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,791 Right, yeah. 282 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,333 Okay, mate. It's all right. 283 00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:11,000 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Allergic. Animals. 284 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,791 -Ironic, huh? -Yeah. 285 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,708 You should go. 286 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:17,041 Bacteria's multiplying by the second... 287 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,750 ...and Bob needs a vet. 288 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:19,916 Bob? 289 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,750 That's what he told me he wants you to call him. 290 00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,875 It's okay. He's not actually my cat, you know. 291 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,375 Mine, yours. We all belong to each other. 292 00:25:27,708 --> 00:25:29,041 See you, Bob! 293 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,625 It was nice to meet you. 294 00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:33,375 You're a bit of an attention hog. 295 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,083 Do you know that, Bob? 296 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,166 It's okay. I got you. 297 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:58,208 Hi there. 298 00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:01,791 I just found this cat, and he's hurt himself. 299 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,500 A stray? 300 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:04,750 I don't know. 301 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,583 -Are you asking us to put him down? -What? No. 302 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,375 You know how many stray cats are in London? It's an epidemic. 303 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:12,375 Well, he's got a name. It's Bob. 304 00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:15,666 And the wound, it's purulent. 305 00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:17,958 Take a number. 306 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,333 It's gonna be a long wait. 307 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,000 I've gotta be somewhere. 308 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,083 Can't I drop him off and come back? 309 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,958 Does this look like a dry-cleaner's? 310 00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:34,666 Okay, okay. 311 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,625 It's okay, it's okay. 312 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:43,375 It's okay. 313 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,833 Look. It's a rabbit. 314 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:53,416 No, no, no. 315 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,666 Don't look at the rabbit. The rabbit's not for dinner, okay? 316 00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:03,083 Don't worry about him, Bob. It's okay. 317 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:18,500 Bob, look, it's the month of the cat. 318 00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:20,000 Yeah. 319 00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:23,916 That's the kind of hat for you, isn't it? 320 00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:28,041 Look at Tiffany. She looks cute. 321 00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:30,000 Who's that? Look at that one. 322 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,291 Lucky. Look at Lucky. 323 00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:34,666 Doesn't look so lucky, does he? 324 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:42,500 I've missed my appointment. Val's gonna kill me. 325 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:45,208 I can't miss rush-hour busking. I've gotta go, all right? 326 00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,458 I'll have to come back tomorrow. 327 00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:50,500 Number 62 is up. 328 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:54,750 It's okay. It's okay. 329 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:57,791 Hi. 330 00:27:58,541 --> 00:28:00,541 -He did great. -You okay? 331 00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:03,416 Yeah? Come on, then, mister. In you get. 332 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:06,041 -That's it. Good boy. -Okay. 333 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:08,958 -You get your pills from the front desk. -Okay. 334 00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:12,250 22 pounds. 335 00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:15,791 I thought she said this place was free. 336 00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,291 Not the drugs. 337 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,541 Sorry, mate. 338 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:22,458 Hang on. 339 00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:27,291 That's all I've got. Come on, he's really sick. 340 00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:32,583 All right, wait. 341 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:36,541 -This is my food money for the next week. -It's up to you. 342 00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:44,500 Right. Come on, Bob. 343 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:47,666 Time for your medicine. This is gonna make you feel better. 344 00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:50,208 Look, what's that? Yeah, exactly. 345 00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:52,291 All right, ready? 346 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:54,250 Open wide. 347 00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:56,208 No, no, no, no. Come here. 348 00:28:57,750 --> 00:29:01,041 Bob, look. Yeah. Just down the hatch, mate. 349 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,708 Oi. Come back here, mister. 350 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:04,875 Come here. 351 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,375 Come here, oi. Hey. 352 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,416 No, Bob. 353 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:11,708 Bob! 354 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:19,041 Right. Okay. 355 00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:25,958 Bob. Treat. 356 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:30,291 Right, mister. 357 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,250 Let's try this again. 358 00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:36,458 Twice a day for two weeks, they said. 359 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:38,541 No, come here. 360 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:39,833 All right. 361 00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:42,958 No, no, no. Stay here, stay here. 362 00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:45,458 Stay here. Bob, Bob, Bob. 363 00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:47,375 Oi! Come here, come here. 364 00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,791 Wait, come here. 365 00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:51,416 Look, what's that? What's that? What's that? 366 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,333 What's that? What's that? 367 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,458 Bob! 368 00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:58,541 It's all right, mate. It's okay. 369 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,166 I know. 370 00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:03,083 I swear he wasn't like this earlier. 371 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,750 Well, I've had practice. 372 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:08,416 Did they tell you to bring him back in a couple of weeks? 373 00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:11,708 Yeah, that'll be a good time to get him snipped. 374 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,166 -"Snipped"? -Yeah, the man parts. 375 00:30:16,541 --> 00:30:19,791 -But, I mean... -Please, it isn't a big deal. 376 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,541 It's easy for you to say. Besides, he's not even mine. 377 00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:26,083 An intact male alone on the streets, it's the worst life imaginable. 378 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:29,250 They fight for food, they fight for territory. 379 00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:30,708 Don't need to imagine that, do we? 380 00:30:30,791 --> 00:30:34,083 If you can't give him a home, at least give him a chance to stay alive. 381 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,541 Now, ordinarily, I don't touch meat... 382 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:38,708 ...but Bob's gonna need some protein. 383 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:43,000 What do you do? How did you end up here? 384 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:46,125 -Me? -Well, I know what he does. 385 00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:48,333 -What have you got there? -Allergy pill. 386 00:30:48,416 --> 00:30:49,375 Right. I thought... 387 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,833 Otherwise, I am 100 percent anti-drug. 388 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:54,541 Lot of addicts in here. 389 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,333 I steer clear. 390 00:30:56,791 --> 00:31:00,250 So, what do you do? How did you end up here? 391 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:02,041 I'm a musician. 392 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:04,166 -I write songs and play. -Yeah? 393 00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:07,083 I haven't exactly been discovered yet... 394 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,541 ...but I just moved in here, which is good. 395 00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:11,250 From... Australia. 396 00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:15,166 I've actually been back a while. 397 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:19,833 I've been sort of in between places, I guess you could say. 398 00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:23,666 But no, I got taken out there when I was a kid when my parents split up. 399 00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:26,666 And my mum took me out there, and Dad stayed here. 400 00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:29,166 He had his business to run... 401 00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:32,333 -...and didn't like flying, apparently. -And you? 402 00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:35,916 Well... 403 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,750 ...she bought me a kitten, actually. 404 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:41,833 Dad, kitten. Kitten, Dad. 405 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,583 You must have missed him. 406 00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:44,958 My dad? 407 00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:46,666 It's a long story. 408 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:48,916 Long story, eh? 409 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:52,250 Val, I'm so sorry I missed our time. 410 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,083 Honestly, I tried to get there. There were things... 411 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,458 -There was this cat, right? -We have an agreement. 412 00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:01,291 -You miss your appointment, you're out. -And I met this girl, Betty. 413 00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:05,083 I'm waiting for the part that explains why you missed our appointment. 414 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,958 Is that blood on your coat? 415 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:10,250 -Must be Bob's. -Who's Bob? 416 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:12,125 Bob's my cat I'm telling you about. 417 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:13,750 Well, not really mine. 418 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,958 -Betty's? -No. 419 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,541 Betty's allergic. 420 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:20,250 But she told me to take him to the vet. 421 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:21,958 You seem a little rattled. 422 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:24,500 I'm trying to explain to you why I missed our appointment. 423 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,750 Bob was hurt. He needed a vet. 424 00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:29,000 -It took forever. -How'd you pay for the vet? 425 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,208 My dad gave me some money. 426 00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:34,541 You saw your dad? 427 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:37,500 Yeah. Bumped into him. 428 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,166 It didn't go very well. 429 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,333 This Betty... 430 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:42,916 ...does she use? 431 00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:44,375 No. 432 00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:46,958 I put myself on the line for you. 433 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,583 -I know. -Did you tell her you're in the program? 434 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:54,416 -I told her I was a musician. -So you didn't tell her the truth. 435 00:32:57,541 --> 00:32:58,958 Well... 436 00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:02,000 ...you've covered a lot of ground since I last saw you. 437 00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:05,500 -You can't take on too much too fast. -Because I'm an emotional wreck? 438 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,833 Because feelings aren't an addict's friend. 439 00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:10,333 Bad, good, any feelings. 440 00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:13,041 When was the last time you were totally sober? 441 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,708 No weed, no brown, nothing. 442 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,625 When my parents split up, and I was... 443 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,958 You just couldn't deal with your emotions. 444 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,083 Emotions are still dangerous. 445 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:25,875 It's baby steps, James. 446 00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:28,958 You're not ready for a relationship. 447 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:14,666 Another one? 448 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:20,166 You wanna go up high? Wanna go up high? 449 00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:22,208 Go on, Bob. 450 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,666 Good boy. 451 00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:26,791 You've got your strength back. 452 00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:34,000 Hey. 453 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:35,916 Here he is. 454 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:39,458 Look at your collar. 455 00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:41,833 Look at you. You're like Shakespeare or something. 456 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:44,958 He's a little drowsy, but the castration went well. 457 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,666 Please, don't even say the word. 458 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:48,250 I think he understands English. 459 00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:49,833 Here you go. 460 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,541 It's okay. Does he hurt down there? 461 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,041 You big wally. 462 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,708 Do you know how many cats we castrate every... 463 00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,791 Perform the procedure on? 464 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:00,958 He won't even remember. Will you, Bob? 465 00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:02,708 Yeah, I don't know about that. 466 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:06,750 You know, I was thinking, is he too thin? 467 00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:08,708 You're keeping him, aren't you? 468 00:35:08,791 --> 00:35:10,333 Well, I'd like to... 469 00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:12,958 ...but I can't. It wouldn't be fair to him, would it? 470 00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:15,833 Keep him cooped up all day? 471 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:17,833 He's a street cat. 472 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:21,000 His weight's fine. He should be good to go in a week. 473 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:22,541 Okay. 474 00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:24,250 Thank you. 475 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:32,416 Oi. I know, I know. 476 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,791 No, don't look at me like that. 477 00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:36,166 It's for your own good. 478 00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:42,291 Hey. It wasn't my idea. You can take it up with Betty. 479 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:43,916 Okay, look. 480 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,125 I'll take that off if you promise not to lick the stitches. 481 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,500 Okay? 482 00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:50,750 Right. No, it's okay. 483 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:54,041 Now, you hold still there, okay? 484 00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:55,416 Okay, Bob. 485 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,458 Let me just take this off. Okay, that's it. 486 00:35:58,125 --> 00:36:01,875 That is a good boy. Okay, here we go. There you go. 487 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:08,041 Hey, look at this. 488 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,333 Come on. 489 00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:13,333 See, there you go. 490 00:36:14,666 --> 00:36:16,208 Yeah, I'm your hero now. 491 00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:18,666 You wait till you realize you've got no bits left. 492 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:39,791 Morning, mate. 493 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:46,916 No, no, no, Bob! 494 00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:48,750 Bob, Bob, Bob. No. 495 00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:51,291 Naughty. 496 00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:53,833 Do I not feed you enough? 497 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:57,916 You only eat what I give you, yeah? 498 00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:00,166 Not the neighbors. 499 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:01,916 And you... 500 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,166 ...don't come back. 501 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:27,000 No, look, Bob. Bob. I've gotta go to work, all right? 502 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:28,541 I can't take care of you. 503 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:30,291 I wish I could... 504 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:31,708 ...but I can't. 505 00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:35,833 Look at the big world out there waiting for you. 506 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,833 Go and explore it. 507 00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:40,750 That's it. Good boy. 508 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,500 So long, Bob. 509 00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:03,000 Come on. This is silly now. 510 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:05,875 What did I just say? You're gonna get yourself run over. 511 00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:08,000 Hey, it's not safe out here. 512 00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:10,833 I mean it. You can't come with me. 513 00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:14,375 Seriously, you'd be surprised how much he understands. 514 00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:16,166 Hey, Bob. 515 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:18,250 Go on, go back to the grass. 516 00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:22,375 Go on. Good boy. 517 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,000 Good boy. 518 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,875 Darling, look. 519 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:55,166 What are you doing here? Hey, no, don't go over there. 520 00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:57,958 He's not even my cat. He's just followed me onto the bus. 521 00:39:58,041 --> 00:39:59,750 Haven't you, eh? 522 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,666 -Isn't he lovely? -Is it okay that he's on here? 523 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,208 -I don't know. Have you paid for him? -Two for one? 524 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,583 Hey, do you wanna go up here? 525 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,291 There you go. 526 00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:15,625 That's a good view. 527 00:40:15,708 --> 00:40:17,083 Yeah. 528 00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:25,708 What are you doing, following me into town, hey? 529 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:30,083 Hey, Bob, look. 530 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,208 Look at those, eh? 531 00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:36,083 Yeah, you're a lion. You're a lion. 532 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,291 Yeah. 533 00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:40,833 They've got nothing on you, mate. 534 00:40:45,416 --> 00:40:47,375 -Here. Would this help, love? -That's perfect. 535 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,500 -That's good. It's a bit thicker. -Yeah. 536 00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:52,916 -Not too tight, now. -No, I know. 537 00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:56,291 It's just if he gets spooked in town. I don't want him to run off. 538 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:58,166 He's not actually mine. He's a stray. 539 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:01,333 -He doesn't look like a stray to me. -Yeah, I know. 540 00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:18,041 Good boy. 541 00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:22,250 Come on. Come on, Bob. This way. 542 00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:25,666 We won't make any money here, mate. Come on, this way. 543 00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:26,875 Good boy. 544 00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:28,375 On we go. 545 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:30,958 Bob, Bob, Bob! 546 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:32,125 Sorry. 547 00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:35,625 Good boy. That's enough shopping for one day. 548 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,208 Bob. Come on. 549 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:41,500 Come on. 550 00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:44,250 I'll tell you what. You jump up here, okay? 551 00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,333 We haven't got all day. Come on. 552 00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:49,750 Good boy. 553 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,500 Is that better up there? 554 00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:54,416 This is Covent Garden. 555 00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:57,166 You okay, Bob? 556 00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,625 Look at his cat! 557 00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:02,791 -I could eat you up! -She doesn't mean it. 558 00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,083 He's gorgeous. 559 00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:05,416 Thank you. 560 00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:08,500 Look at that. I'd like to see you do that. 561 00:42:09,208 --> 00:42:10,208 -Hey! -Hi. 562 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:12,250 -Can I have a photo? -Yeah, okay. Sure. 563 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,958 Say cheese, Bob. 564 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,291 -All right? -Thanks! 565 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,666 You're quite the little party piece, aren't you? 566 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:29,000 Look, it's so cute! 567 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:30,416 It's a cat! 568 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:31,583 Hi. 569 00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:33,166 Wanna say hello? 570 00:42:33,916 --> 00:42:37,375 We're playing now over there so if you wanna come and watch, then... 571 00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:39,500 -You want to? -Yeah! 572 00:42:40,916 --> 00:42:43,083 Good work, getting the punters in. 573 00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:25,208 High-five. Hey, high-five. 574 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,375 Do you know what just happened? 575 00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,333 Look at this! 576 00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:35,333 You are a wonderful little being, aren't you? 577 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:39,291 Got yourself a lovely ginger, all right. 578 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:40,708 Yeah. 579 00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:43,333 I had a ginger tom just like him once. 580 00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:45,666 Loved him with all me heart. 581 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:48,041 -He's got a mind of his own. -That's the point. 582 00:44:48,125 --> 00:44:50,833 The gingers, got wills like iron, they have. 583 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,458 Mine wouldn't leave my side till his last breath. 584 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,125 You got yourself a lifelong partner there. 585 00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:58,291 Better friends than people, they are. 586 00:44:58,375 --> 00:44:59,833 Believe me. 587 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,833 Is that right, Bob? Good boy. 588 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:22,458 Hey, mister. 589 00:45:22,541 --> 00:45:25,041 You have put in a shift today, haven't you? 590 00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:32,208 Yeah. You wanna come again tomorrow? 591 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,000 The bright lights? 592 00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:35,791 Here, look. 593 00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:37,583 This could be you, Bob. 594 00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:39,375 Your name in lights. Look. 595 00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:51,666 You wanna get some food when we get home? 596 00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:59,583 Dinner is served. 597 00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:04,708 You played a blinder. 598 00:46:07,041 --> 00:46:08,333 There you go. 599 00:46:12,833 --> 00:46:13,833 Bob. 600 00:46:13,916 --> 00:46:15,083 Bob! 601 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:19,458 Yeah, you're gonna be a professional cat-harness wearer now. 602 00:46:20,583 --> 00:46:22,041 What do you think about that? 603 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:37,125 Hello, stranger. 604 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:39,458 -Hi. -Haven't seen you around. 605 00:46:39,541 --> 00:46:40,666 What's with the sign? 606 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:44,250 I'm going on a march to free farmed animals. 607 00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:45,375 Free what? 608 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:46,958 Cows, pigs, chickens. 609 00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:48,291 Turkeys. 610 00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:50,750 You want them just running in the street? 611 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:54,791 We want them not to be murdered. Don't tell me you're a carnivore. 612 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,750 I've never really thought about it. 613 00:46:57,541 --> 00:46:59,833 Well, think about it. 614 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:02,250 Every bite you take, you're eating suffering. 615 00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:04,041 Living all posh now, huh? 616 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:05,500 Off the streets and all? 617 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:06,916 What are you doing here? 618 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,458 I just thought I'd follow a friendly face. 619 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:13,333 I thought maybe I could crash with you for a bit, you know. 620 00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,708 Spread the wealth about a bit. 621 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:19,125 -Hello, kitty. -Hey! Go away, Baz, all right? 622 00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:20,750 I mean it. 623 00:47:21,291 --> 00:47:22,416 Come on, anything. 624 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,833 I had a bit of hard lines, man. 625 00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:27,833 James, please. 626 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,458 Please, James. 627 00:47:29,541 --> 00:47:30,958 Look at you. 628 00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,166 All right... 629 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:35,583 -This is for food, Baz. All right? -Promise. Yeah, for food. 630 00:47:35,666 --> 00:47:37,291 -Please promise me. -Honestly. 631 00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,958 -Yeah, I promise. -I mean it. 632 00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:43,083 You need to look after yourself, all right? 633 00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:46,500 -Please, Baz, just buy some food. -I promise. I swear. 634 00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,375 And don't come back here, all right? 635 00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:55,375 Nice cat. 636 00:48:12,666 --> 00:48:13,666 Thank you. 637 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,125 Thank you very much. 638 00:48:34,416 --> 00:48:37,333 -Thank you. Merry Christmas. -Brilliant. 639 00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:40,250 -Hi. -I hope you don't mind... 640 00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,541 ...I got Bob a little something for Christmas. 641 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,291 Look at that, Bob! You want a bit of that? 642 00:48:46,416 --> 00:48:50,000 -And I made him a little something. -You shouldn't have. 643 00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:51,708 Thank you. Look at that! 644 00:48:51,791 --> 00:48:53,541 -I think he likes it. -Thank you so much. 645 00:48:53,625 --> 00:48:56,208 -You're an angel. -I wouldn't go that far. 646 00:48:56,291 --> 00:48:58,208 I wasn't always a little old lady. 647 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,083 Thank you. 648 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,625 Look at that, Bob. You're gonna have that later. 649 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:10,208 Hi, Betty. 650 00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:11,833 Look at Bob. 651 00:49:12,541 --> 00:49:14,166 Doctor Who's twin. 652 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:15,250 Love the scarf. 653 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:18,000 -Yeah. Just got it. -You all right? You look tired. 654 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,083 I've been busy. Or rather, he has. 655 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,416 I've been demoted to sidekick. 656 00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:26,541 I'm starving. Can I cook you dinner? 657 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:27,750 Anything... 658 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:29,250 ...as long as it's tuna. 659 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,708 I'm level four. Vegan. 660 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,791 -I have no idea what you just said. -I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. 661 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:38,375 You don't get shadows underwater, do you? 662 00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:41,541 How about this, I will cook you dinner. 663 00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:43,208 If you give me an hour. 664 00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:44,500 -Yeah. -Yeah? 665 00:49:44,583 --> 00:49:47,166 -Okay. An hour. No more, no less. -Okay. 666 00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:51,166 I think this is a date, Bob. 667 00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:55,291 So who did all these paintings? 668 00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:57,500 Only the most talented painter I know. 669 00:49:58,083 --> 00:50:01,791 -Well, that narrows it down. -Steamed seitan with miso. 670 00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:07,333 -Just eat it. It's good for you. -Yeah. 671 00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:11,291 I'm actually painting my flat as well. 672 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:14,333 Maybe not quite like this, but... 673 00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:16,291 I can see. 674 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,416 I just bloody bought this. 675 00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:23,750 I've got some turps in the kitchen if you want. 676 00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:24,666 Thanks. 677 00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:27,125 Painting, buying. Life must be good. 678 00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:31,458 Feels like I'm joining the real world after all these years, you know? 679 00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:35,083 -Meaning? -Just... 680 00:50:35,291 --> 00:50:37,375 You know I said about my parents splitting up? 681 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,208 I just got moved around a lot and... 682 00:50:39,291 --> 00:50:42,708 You went off the rails a bit? A little angry, a little wild? 683 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:45,666 Yeah, you could say that. 684 00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:48,750 But, anyway, what about you? 685 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,791 More wine? 686 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:52,625 Thank you. 687 00:50:58,541 --> 00:51:02,000 All right. We need some real food, Bob. What's it gonna be? 688 00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:03,666 Want some hot dogs? 689 00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:05,958 No? Okay. 690 00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:09,166 Right, so, what do you fancy? 691 00:51:09,791 --> 00:51:12,041 Wild Pacific pink salmon? 692 00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:16,416 Is that a yes? Okay, we'll get one of them. 693 00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:17,833 What else? 694 00:51:18,333 --> 00:51:19,333 Some tuna? 695 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:20,541 Yeah? 696 00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:22,541 Yeah. That's a yes for that as well. 697 00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:24,458 What else? 698 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,625 Boneless sardines? 699 00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:30,250 Yeah, you want that, don't you? 700 00:51:31,416 --> 00:51:33,583 Okay. That's good. 701 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,458 Salmon, tuna, sardines. Good to go? 702 00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:39,333 All right. 703 00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:45,125 We are gonna eat like kings tomorrow, Bob. 704 00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,083 I'll tell you what. 705 00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:53,458 -We'll get these as well. -Of course. 706 00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:54,875 Like them? 707 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,416 Bob. They're for Betty. 708 00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:00,916 Thank you, Bob. 709 00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:12,541 Hello? 710 00:52:15,291 --> 00:52:16,666 Hello? 711 00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:24,750 Oh, no. Please. Bob, down. 712 00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,875 Baz. Baz, wake up. 713 00:52:26,958 --> 00:52:29,708 Wake up, Baz. Wake up! Come on, wake up. 714 00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:32,125 Baz? Hello? Wake up. Can you hear me? 715 00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:35,291 Baz. Wake up. Can somebody call an ambulance? 716 00:52:35,666 --> 00:52:38,083 No, Bob, get away from that. 717 00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:39,833 Hey, Baz. Come on. 718 00:52:39,916 --> 00:52:43,000 Wake up. Help! Call an ambulance! 719 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:46,125 -They're on the way! -Baz, listen to me. Come on. 720 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:47,291 James! 721 00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:50,000 -Has he OD'd? -Yeah. 722 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,916 -Have you checked his airways? -No. 723 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,125 Help me get him back. 724 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:54,500 Okay, come on. 725 00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:56,458 Is he breathing? 726 00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:58,208 Baz, come on! 727 00:52:58,291 --> 00:52:59,541 Come on, Baz, wake up. 728 00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:06,000 Come on, come on! 729 00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:07,125 -He's OD'd. -What's his name? 730 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:09,000 -Baz. -Hello, Baz, can you hear me? 731 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:11,916 -You know what he's taken? -Heroin, heroin. 732 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:15,583 How old is he, do you know? 733 00:53:15,666 --> 00:53:17,708 -He's, like, 20. -Baz, can you hear me? 734 00:53:17,791 --> 00:53:19,833 What have we got, he's in respiratory arrest. 735 00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:21,916 It's okay, Bob. It's okay. 736 00:53:22,583 --> 00:53:23,958 One, two, three, lift. 737 00:53:24,041 --> 00:53:26,250 Move back, please, move back! 738 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:29,291 Give us some room. 739 00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:36,208 I know a bit about addicts. 740 00:53:36,875 --> 00:53:39,125 I was in Sheffield... 741 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,541 ...studying a veterinary course. 742 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,541 My parents didn't call. 743 00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:46,958 They drove up and told me. 744 00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:50,291 My brother was everything to me. 745 00:53:53,541 --> 00:53:55,791 Protector, teacher. 746 00:53:55,916 --> 00:53:58,083 He was the best painter I ever knew. 747 00:53:58,208 --> 00:53:59,750 This was your... 748 00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:01,625 Your brother's place. 749 00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,750 He died right back there in the bathroom... 750 00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:09,500 ...needle still in his arm. 751 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,666 Twenty-eight. 752 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:16,041 -So why did you...? -Move in here? 753 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:18,625 To be near him. 754 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,208 He tried... 755 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:25,541 ...so hard, to get clean. 756 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,416 But I guess that he didn't want it enough. 757 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:34,291 Or could want it enough. 758 00:54:35,416 --> 00:54:37,208 But he couldn't do it... 759 00:54:38,166 --> 00:54:39,708 ...not even for me. 760 00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:47,541 I thought you wanted clean. 761 00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:49,291 I do. God, of course I do. 762 00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:50,625 Then why not now? 763 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:52,750 I'm ready to come off the methadone. 764 00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:54,250 It's a process, James. 765 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,625 It's my job to manage the process with you. 766 00:54:57,666 --> 00:54:59,166 I'm down to 10 ml. 767 00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:03,333 Let's revisit this after the holidays. God knows they're hard enough as it is. 768 00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:05,791 Hey, you're doing great. 769 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,541 I just... I want... 770 00:55:07,916 --> 00:55:11,458 I wanna be clean. I want to live a life, you know? 771 00:55:12,125 --> 00:55:15,125 This kid I knew, Baz... 772 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:16,750 He... 773 00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:20,500 He OD'd. He died. 774 00:55:21,791 --> 00:55:23,375 And I don't wanna go that way. 775 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,916 I know. 776 00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:27,041 After the holidays. 777 00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:28,916 Yeah? 778 00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:33,708 Look, I've got another appointment. 779 00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:35,708 Okay. 780 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:38,500 Hey, no. 781 00:55:39,083 --> 00:55:40,125 Come on. 782 00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:43,125 -What are you doing for Christmas? -Betty said she'd spend it with me... 783 00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:46,875 ...as long as I didn't mention the words "Christmas" or "merry" in any order. 784 00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:47,958 My kind of girl. 785 00:55:48,041 --> 00:55:50,708 Ho, ho, ho, Happy Cats-mas! 786 00:55:50,791 --> 00:55:52,916 -What's all this? -Happy Cats-mas, Bob. 787 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,291 New girlfriend for you. This is Bobina. 788 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:57,458 -He's not impressed. -Sorry. 789 00:55:57,541 --> 00:55:59,458 -He will. Just playing hard to get. -Don't panic, by the way. 790 00:55:59,541 --> 00:56:03,625 This isn't a you-know-what tree. No, it's a lamp tree. 791 00:56:08,916 --> 00:56:10,541 Taste like turkey? 792 00:56:10,875 --> 00:56:12,833 -Not even vaguely. -It does! 793 00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,458 -Tastes like rubber. -No, it doesn't! 794 00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:17,708 It's nice, but what I think is that if you're gonna eat tofu... 795 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:20,875 ...why pretend it's turkey, or burgers or whatever? 796 00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:23,625 It's like giving tofu an inferiority complex. 797 00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:25,291 Let it be who it wants to be. 798 00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:26,791 "I am tofu. 799 00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,250 I am inedible." 800 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:30,625 -It's not inedible! -No. 801 00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:32,000 -Give it to Bob to try. -Okay. 802 00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:35,500 -He's a better judge than you. -Bob? What's that? 803 00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:37,375 What's that? 804 00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:43,125 I think we'll take that as a "no." 805 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,250 I love it! 806 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:53,083 -Yeah? -Thank you. 807 00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:58,708 Right, so I'll read this to you, mate. 808 00:56:58,791 --> 00:56:59,750 Look. 809 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,625 "Dear James and Boblet... 810 00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:04,625 ...happy Cat-mas. Lots of purrs and whiskers. 811 00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:05,958 From Betty." 812 00:57:06,625 --> 00:57:07,791 Good, right? 813 00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:09,083 Thank you. 814 00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:14,583 -Is this one of your brother's? -Yeah. 815 00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:15,583 And it's just out... 816 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:17,041 Yeah, just out there. 817 00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:22,041 Betty, that is so beautiful. 818 00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:11,666 Come on. 819 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:13,958 -No. No, I can't sing. -Yes you can. 820 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:17,416 It's awful. Horrible. 821 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:18,541 Come on. 822 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:24,625 Bob! 823 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:27,750 I don't know. Is it crazy? 824 00:58:28,541 --> 00:58:32,000 What, surprising your dad and his new family on New Year's Eve... 825 00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:35,375 ...when they've given no indication that they want you there? 826 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,125 Yeah, well, when you put it like that... 827 00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:40,166 But he didn't exactly say I couldn't come. 828 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:44,791 And, I don't know, things have been going pretty good lately. 829 00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:59,958 Do you ever wonder why people kiss with their lips? 830 00:59:00,125 --> 00:59:01,958 I mean, why not... 831 00:59:02,125 --> 00:59:05,333 ...rub ears like, "I want to hear you." 832 00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:08,958 Or wrists, like this. 833 01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:12,708 Hey, you did way too many threes! And there's not even a seven on the dice. 834 01:00:12,791 --> 01:00:15,958 -You cheated. You have to go back. -If you cheat, I get an extra card! 835 01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:19,125 That's cheating. You've gotta put that back. 836 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:21,958 Can't you play quietly? Come on. Have you cleaned your teeth? 837 01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:26,083 -You can't cheat! That's cheating! -Oh, come on! For goodness' sake. 838 01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:27,750 Happy families, eh, Bob? 839 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,083 All right, come on. We've got this far. 840 01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:32,041 Girls! Come and clean this up. 841 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:33,958 You know what? 842 01:00:34,291 --> 01:00:35,375 Let's put you under here. 843 01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:38,166 -Girls, they'll be here in a minute. -Two surprise guests... 844 01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:41,458 ...might be more than they can handle. No, come on. Come on. 845 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:43,041 Good boy. 846 01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:45,333 There's the door now. All right! 847 01:00:48,208 --> 01:00:49,750 Happy New Year. 848 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,291 Thanks. 849 01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:57,916 How are you doing? All right? 850 01:00:58,250 --> 01:00:59,625 Nice house. 851 01:01:00,583 --> 01:01:03,375 -Hi, kids. -Girls, you remember your brother. 852 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,000 Pris, Faith, this is James. 853 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:07,791 You've grown up so much since I last saw you. 854 01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:11,333 What were you playing in there? Dad and I used to play Trivial Pursuit. 855 01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:12,416 -You remember? -Yes. 856 01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:15,500 You let me play the adult version that weekend before I left for Melbourne. 857 01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:16,750 -Did I? -Yeah. 858 01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:17,833 She was cheating. 859 01:01:17,958 --> 01:01:19,291 And Mummy doesn't like you. 860 01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:21,208 Mummy says you're a junkie. 861 01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:23,750 -I didn't cheat, you cheated. -Did not, you cheated! 862 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:25,875 -She says I'm a junkie. -Stop it, girls! 863 01:01:25,958 --> 01:01:28,041 -Where did she get that idea from? -Stop it. 864 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:29,583 You can't be here. We've got guests coming. 865 01:01:29,666 --> 01:01:31,041 Girls! Mummy will be down in a minute. 866 01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:32,500 I thought you said New Year's would be okay. 867 01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:35,041 I said "maybe." You should have called. 868 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:37,250 He's a junkie. He's a junkie. 869 01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:39,000 -Will you leave the tree alone? -James is a junkie! 870 01:01:39,083 --> 01:01:41,000 A recovering addict, actually. 871 01:01:41,833 --> 01:01:43,958 -Daddy, he's got a cat! -What the hell? 872 01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:45,541 Hey, kids, meet Bob. 873 01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:49,666 Hey, hey hey! Bob! Bob! 874 01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:51,333 -Pris, leave it! -Come here, Bob. 875 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:54,541 -Faith, stop screaming! -Jack, what is going on? 876 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:55,750 They're coming at 8:00. 877 01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:57,083 It's James. 878 01:01:57,333 --> 01:01:59,416 Hey, Hilary. Happy New Year. Bob. 879 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:03,916 -What's he doing here? Faith. -Mummy, Mummy! He's got a cat! 880 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,875 -But she's allergic! -I know! 881 01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:07,166 Bob! 882 01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:09,250 -Pris, stop chasing... -Get that thing out of here! 883 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:11,375 -She'll have an attack. -I'm trying. 884 01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:13,375 -James, please. -Come on, Bob. Come on. 885 01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:16,708 -Come here. Bob, come on, mate. -For goodness' sake, James. 886 01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,416 -Bob! -No! 887 01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:25,541 -That was my mother's. -I know. 888 01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:28,375 Bob. Bob. I'm so sorry. 889 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,041 -Get out of my house! -Bob! 890 01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:32,458 -You and your creature, just get out! -Come on. 891 01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:37,166 I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 892 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:39,125 Okay, come on. It's okay. 893 01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:40,750 -Calm down. -How did he get in? 894 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:43,666 He's my son. You think I'd close the door in his face? 895 01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:45,500 -What have I told you! -Let's get your lead on. 896 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:46,958 -What? -Don't let him in! 897 01:02:47,041 --> 01:02:48,291 I want to stroke him. 898 01:02:48,625 --> 01:02:51,208 -Can I? -Yeah, you can try. 899 01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:54,708 -He's so cute. -When he's here everything goes wrong! 900 01:02:55,166 --> 01:02:57,750 -How old is he? -I don't know. 901 01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,875 -I want a kitten. -He's never allowed into this house! 902 01:03:01,708 --> 01:03:03,208 My friend Sammy has a kitten. 903 01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:04,875 Make sure he's out of here! 904 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,166 Happy New Year, Dad. 905 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:37,375 Thanks. 906 01:03:50,708 --> 01:03:52,250 Nice to see you again. 907 01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:17,666 Cats are weird. 908 01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:22,291 Go on, right there. 909 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:24,500 -That's it. Go on. -Hey! 910 01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:28,083 -Piss off, you moron! -Looks more like "piss on" to me. 911 01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:31,333 Get that dog away from here. I'm trying to play here. Come on. 912 01:04:31,541 --> 01:04:32,916 -Come on. -What? 913 01:04:33,166 --> 01:04:35,583 -Don't touch me. -Can you get that person out of here? 914 01:04:35,666 --> 01:04:39,041 -It's all right, Bob. It's okay. -Don't touch me! Shut up! 915 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,958 Oi, back off! Back off! 916 01:04:43,666 --> 01:04:44,958 I've got a cat under here! 917 01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:47,833 Oi! Oi! That's enough! 918 01:04:47,916 --> 01:04:49,375 -Give it up! -Hey! 919 01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:50,875 It's him, it's not me! 920 01:04:51,041 --> 01:04:52,500 The dog needed a piss. 921 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:56,208 It's your fault! It's that dog! I've got a cat in here! 922 01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:00,958 CCTV proved it wasn't your fault. 923 01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:03,291 But you're prohibited from busking for six months. 924 01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:04,500 I said where's Bob? 925 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:06,833 Do you want to thank me for coming down here and bailing you out? 926 01:05:06,916 --> 01:05:09,541 Maybe you can focus. You can't go back to Covent Garden. 927 01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:12,666 -You're banned from busking. -I wanna know where my cat is! 928 01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:15,791 -You missed your meds, didn't you? -I just wanna know where Bob is. 929 01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:19,875 He's safe. He's in the police kennel. We can go and get him right now. 930 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:22,875 You got yourself arrested, and you didn't get your methadone. 931 01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:24,208 James. 932 01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:25,958 You are so close. 933 01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:27,083 Don't lose it now. 934 01:05:27,166 --> 01:05:29,958 It wasn't my fault, none of this. It wasn't my fault. 935 01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:31,500 I'm gonna call the chemist... 936 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:35,208 ...authorize them to give it to you even though you missed it yesterday. 937 01:05:35,416 --> 01:05:38,583 You go straight there. I'll get Bob. Okay? 938 01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:44,375 Hello. 939 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,750 If you fail to show up any day, we can't give you the medication. 940 01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:49,750 But she called you, didn't she? My key worker, she called? 941 01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:51,250 I'm just warning you. 942 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:52,666 Okay. 943 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,500 -Sign. -Yeah. 944 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,000 Come on, man. 945 01:06:14,166 --> 01:06:17,208 -Let me explain! -What's to explain? I have eyes, James. 946 01:06:17,291 --> 01:06:19,250 You're an addict. You lied to me! 947 01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:20,583 No, I didn't! 948 01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:23,291 -I just shaded the truth a little. -Oh, please! 949 01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:26,083 Wait, look! Okay, yeah, I'm on the methadone program... 950 01:06:26,166 --> 01:06:29,666 ...but I haven't used for three months. Believe me. I am trying to get clean. 951 01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:31,500 I can't be around addicts. I told you that. 952 01:06:31,583 --> 01:06:34,208 It's just, it's too much... 953 01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:37,333 I can't do it. And I wasn't shading the truth. 954 01:06:37,416 --> 01:06:40,000 This dog came after Bob, and I was trying to protect him. 955 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:43,041 And then this whole fight broke out, and then I got arrested. 956 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:45,583 I wasn't doing anything wrong. It wasn't my fault. 957 01:06:45,666 --> 01:06:48,458 Now I can't busk. If I do, then I'll get arrested again. 958 01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:51,541 And then I don't know what will even happen to Bob. 959 01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:53,708 If you can't sing, you can't make any money. 960 01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:55,875 And if you do sing, you'll get arrested. 961 01:06:55,958 --> 01:06:58,583 And all you're thinking about is what happens to the cat! 962 01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:32,333 When you sell our magazine, you get out what you put in. 963 01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:34,500 You know how they say weed is a gateway drug? 964 01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,791 Yeah, I'm a little familiar with the concept. 965 01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:39,250 Well, The Big Issue is a gateway opportunity. 966 01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:43,000 I'll start you off with a handful of free ones. Just like a pusher, right? 967 01:07:43,083 --> 01:07:45,041 You sell them, the next ones you buy from us. 968 01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:47,916 Sell those, make a little profit, buy even more. 969 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:52,208 After a while, you get better territories, work your way up, etcetera. 970 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:54,416 Before you know it, you're Rupert Murdock... 971 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:55,625 ...except not a dickhead. 972 01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:57,833 If you can't sell them, we don't buy them back. 973 01:07:57,916 --> 01:07:58,875 So you gotta plan. 974 01:07:58,958 --> 01:08:01,208 You get one designated territory. Get it? 975 01:08:01,291 --> 01:08:03,083 Poach on anyone else, and you're done. 976 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,916 Period. Boom. Clear? 977 01:08:05,083 --> 01:08:06,625 -Boom. Clear. -Good. 978 01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:10,458 You can't have an animal in your photo. 979 01:08:10,541 --> 01:08:12,416 -This is your official ID. -What animal? 980 01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:14,791 I don't see an animal. This is my co-pilot. 981 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,625 Yeah, I heard about that. 982 01:08:16,708 --> 01:08:18,041 Okay. 983 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,416 Look this way. 984 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,375 Say "cheese," Bob. 985 01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:23,750 You know what? 986 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:25,875 I might have just the right thing for you two. 987 01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:28,583 It'll cost a tenner, but it's worth it. 988 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,833 Big Issue! Big Issue! 989 01:08:50,916 --> 01:08:54,833 Big Issue! Come on, guys! Give it a try! Help Bob and I! Big Issue! 990 01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:57,291 -Hey. Big Issue? -Can I have a selfie with the cat? 991 01:08:57,375 --> 01:09:00,000 You take a picture, and then you buy a paper. How's that? 992 01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:03,166 -Is that a deal? -You are a good businessman. I like it. 993 01:09:03,666 --> 01:09:05,208 Come on, Bob, look at the camera. 994 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:07,875 -There you go. -Thank you. 995 01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:10,500 He wants to give you a high-five. High-five, Bob. 996 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:13,250 -High-five there. -That's ｣2.50. 997 01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:15,625 I've only got ｣2.30. Is that all right? 998 01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:17,666 -I can see that's ｣2.50. -I'll owe it to you. 999 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,625 -Excuse me, mate. -Hey, mate. 1000 01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,041 Hello. Peter Gruner. 1001 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:23,416 -I'm from the Islington Tribune. -Thank you. 1002 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:25,958 Would you mind if I did a story on you and the cat? 1003 01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,208 -Are you taking the mick? -Can I pet him? 1004 01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:32,083 -You can try. Just behind the ears. -See? You're a human interest story. 1005 01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:33,458 -What's that? -Would you mind? 1006 01:09:33,541 --> 01:09:35,458 Oh, right. Yeah, sure. 1007 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,625 Look this way, Bob. 1008 01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:39,000 Bob, look over there. 1009 01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:40,958 Bob! Lovely. 1010 01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:44,708 -Let me get another one. Hang on. -Big Issue! 1011 01:09:44,791 --> 01:09:45,791 Big Issue. 1012 01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:47,875 No, Bob cat. Bob cat. 1013 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,750 Big Issue. Big Issue. 1014 01:09:52,708 --> 01:09:53,875 Big Issue. 1015 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,166 Bloody stupid cat. 1016 01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:26,791 Hey, mate. 1017 01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:27,875 Go screw yourself. 1018 01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:30,583 Hey, watch your mouth. I've got a minor here. 1019 01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:33,291 Excuse me, sir. 1020 01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:35,083 Sir! Sir. 1021 01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:37,500 -Me? -Can I take a picture of you and your cat? 1022 01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:39,791 -Please? -Yeah, sure. Sure. 1023 01:10:42,708 --> 01:10:44,916 It's okay, Bob. He likes your hat. 1024 01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:48,666 -Great. -Thank you. Can we buy a magazine? 1025 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:50,916 Sorry, it's not my patch. You've got to speak to that guy. 1026 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000 We really wanna help. 1027 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,416 -You can't... -Thank you. 1028 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,791 -Have a great day. -Okay. All right. And you. 1029 01:10:56,083 --> 01:10:59,291 Come on, I wasn't poaching. He knows I wasn't poaching. 1030 01:10:59,375 --> 01:11:01,083 My patch, you're selling papers. 1031 01:11:01,166 --> 01:11:04,333 -What else do you call it? -Envy. 1032 01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:07,125 -Envy? I'll envy your arse... -Stop! Stop it! 1033 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,750 -James, you knew the rules. -I wasn't selling... 1034 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,000 One month, no papers. 1035 01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:13,750 Come on! Don't do this. I wasn't selling, I promise you. 1036 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:16,291 There was this one couple. You saw what happened. 1037 01:11:16,375 --> 01:11:18,041 So they forced you to sell to them? 1038 01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:20,500 -I wasn't trying to... -Look, you're taking business off me. 1039 01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:22,333 Why are you making this up? Why are you picking on me? 1040 01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:24,500 -You took the money. Yeah? -Enough. Enough. 1041 01:11:25,791 --> 01:11:28,166 One month, no papers. 1042 01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:45,916 What? 1043 01:11:46,791 --> 01:11:48,208 Nothing. 1044 01:11:49,666 --> 01:11:51,291 Just the chaos. 1045 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,625 Chaos around drug addicts? 1046 01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:56,166 Where life's a constant shit storm... 1047 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:57,583 ...that kind of chaos? 1048 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:06,791 Bob, put the frog down. 1049 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:08,500 Leave it. 1050 01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:30,958 One, two... 1051 01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:33,125 Thanks, there you go. 1052 01:12:48,166 --> 01:12:51,458 I'll leave that one. That's for the tuna. Thank you. 1053 01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:55,416 Come on. There you go. 1054 01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:57,541 You need this more than me. 1055 01:13:05,291 --> 01:13:06,708 Thank you. 1056 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:10,666 Cheers. 1057 01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:11,958 Thank you. 1058 01:13:12,041 --> 01:13:13,666 Come on, Bob. 1059 01:13:58,208 --> 01:14:00,208 Mate, there's nothing there. 1060 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,041 It's empty, mate. 1061 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:08,500 Bob... 1062 01:14:10,791 --> 01:14:12,083 Bob, stop it. 1063 01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,083 Give it a rest, mate. Come on. 1064 01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:21,708 Bob. 1065 01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:25,708 Stop it! 1066 01:14:26,666 --> 01:14:29,375 I'm sorry. 1067 01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:32,958 I know. I know you're hungry, buddy. 1068 01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:35,500 I'm sorry. 1069 01:14:38,416 --> 01:14:40,416 I'll find a way, okay? 1070 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:43,333 I'll find a way. 1071 01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:29,625 James. What are you doing? 1072 01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:32,791 -Betty. Hi. I'm just... -Wait, you've been banned from busking. 1073 01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:34,583 Well, Bob's hungry, I'm hungry... 1074 01:15:34,666 --> 01:15:35,625 If you get arrested... 1075 01:15:35,708 --> 01:15:38,166 -...you won't be able to feed Bob. -They're not gonna arrest me here. 1076 01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:40,208 What, do you think you're just above the rules? 1077 01:15:40,291 --> 01:15:42,750 Like they don't apply to you? So typical. 1078 01:15:43,166 --> 01:15:44,958 -Typical of what, Betty? -Stop it. 1079 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,291 -No, go on, say it. Let them hear. -Stop it. 1080 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:49,125 What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to eat? 1081 01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:51,833 -I don't know. -What do you want me to do... 1082 01:15:51,916 --> 01:15:54,458 ...just erase the last 20 years of my life and start over? 1083 01:15:54,541 --> 01:15:55,666 I don't know! 1084 01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:56,958 I would if I could. 1085 01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:59,083 Do you know who shouts like this in public? 1086 01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:02,500 Junkies do. And the people who fall in love with them, that's who. 1087 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,000 I can't do this again. 1088 01:16:12,916 --> 01:16:14,583 I didn't like it any more than you. 1089 01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:16,333 Those are the rules. 1090 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,291 -Welcome back. -Thank you. 1091 01:16:19,375 --> 01:16:20,583 James. 1092 01:16:21,208 --> 01:16:22,125 Watch yourself, okay? 1093 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:23,458 Yeah. 1094 01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:26,791 Big Issue! Give it a try! Help Bob and I! 1095 01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:28,708 Big Issue. Come on. 1096 01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:29,791 Yes, mate. 1097 01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:31,416 Thank you very much. 1098 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:34,583 -He's adorable. -This is Bob. You wanna say hello? 1099 01:16:34,666 --> 01:16:36,333 -Say hello. -Hi! 1100 01:16:36,916 --> 01:16:40,625 -Yeah. Care for a Big Issue, madam? -Oh, yes. 1101 01:16:40,708 --> 01:16:43,416 -Actually, we came to see the cat. -Oh, yeah? 1102 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,416 -Graham can't stop talking about him. -Where's he from? 1103 01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:48,208 He's beautiful, isn't he? I found him. 1104 01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:50,833 -Do you like Bob? ｣2.50, please. -All right. 1105 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,541 -Yeah. He's my best mate. -You want the best for him... 1106 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:54,708 -There you go. -...all of that. 1107 01:16:54,791 --> 01:16:56,541 Thank you very much. Of course. 1108 01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:58,791 What I mean is, I'd be willing to take him. 1109 01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:00,666 Well, to buy him. 1110 01:17:01,458 --> 01:17:02,791 -How much? -He's not for sale. 1111 01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:05,541 Obviously this isn't the best environment for an animal... 1112 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:07,666 -Please. -...living on the street and all. 1113 01:17:07,750 --> 01:17:09,916 -Yes, all right, darling. -We've got a flat... 1114 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,958 We'd be able to give him all the things you can't... 1115 01:17:12,041 --> 01:17:13,750 -...like a decent home. -He's not for sale. 1116 01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:16,500 -I'm sure you could use cash. -No, I don't want your money. 1117 01:17:16,583 --> 01:17:19,250 How about how much for your kid? I'll trade you. 1118 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:21,833 -I'll give him a decent home. -Excuse me? 1119 01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:24,333 How dare you. That's exceptionally rude. 1120 01:17:27,041 --> 01:17:28,083 Bob! 1121 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,208 Hey! No! 1122 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,500 Bob! 1123 01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:35,416 Come back! 1124 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:39,416 Bob! 1125 01:17:40,458 --> 01:17:41,791 Bob! 1126 01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:49,666 Bob! 1127 01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:53,166 Bob! 1128 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:55,666 Thank you so much. 1129 01:17:57,791 --> 01:17:59,458 Excuse me, did you see a cat here? 1130 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,208 A ginger cat? No? 1131 01:18:01,416 --> 01:18:02,625 Bob! 1132 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,083 Bob! 1133 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,166 Bob! 1134 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,250 Bob! 1135 01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:13,916 Bob. 1136 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000 Come on, mate. Where are you? 1137 01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,333 Bob? 1138 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,791 Bob? 1139 01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:28,458 What if a dog got him? Or a car, or... 1140 01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:32,458 I can't... 1141 01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:36,666 It's been two nights, you know. 1142 01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:41,166 Look, I'm not saying this is it... 1143 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,875 ...but maybe Bob did what he was meant to do. 1144 01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:48,958 He's a cat. Cats are independent animals. 1145 01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:50,958 It's my own stupid fault. 1146 01:18:51,041 --> 01:18:53,041 I wasn't watching him. 1147 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:56,958 You know, I promised I'd take care of him... 1148 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,500 ...but I wasn't watching him. 1149 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:01,833 This isn't a time you wanna be on your own. 1150 01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:05,458 -What about your dad, or Betty? -No, I need to... 1151 01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:09,375 I need to get home. I need to wait for him there. 1152 01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:11,708 Maybe he'll come back. 1153 01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:13,291 I really think you should have someone with you. 1154 01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,916 He might come back, mightn't he? 1155 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,166 He might do, yeah. 1156 01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:17,750 He could come home, couldn't he? 1157 01:19:24,375 --> 01:19:26,000 James. 1158 01:19:58,791 --> 01:20:00,375 I know these two. 1159 01:20:00,458 --> 01:20:02,833 I used to see them all the time when he was singing. 1160 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,500 But look at this. 1161 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,750 This guy and his cat are all over YouTube. 1162 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:07,833 Look at the hits. 1163 01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:09,375 Over a million. 1164 01:20:10,208 --> 01:20:13,750 They're on Instagram. And Facebook. 1165 01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:15,416 That is so cute. 1166 01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:17,291 Look at that. 1167 01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:20,000 -Incredible. -So you're thinking a book? 1168 01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,333 You looking for paradise? 1169 01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,250 Because I've got it all here. 1170 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:03,291 White, brown, whatever you like. 1171 01:21:09,458 --> 01:21:11,041 I want my cat. 1172 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:14,541 I'm looking for a ginger cat. 1173 01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:16,541 Have you seen it anywhere? 1174 01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:21,583 Yeah. 1175 01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:42,958 Bob! Bob! 1176 01:21:43,458 --> 01:21:44,541 Hey. 1177 01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,250 Hey, mister. 1178 01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:48,583 Where have you been, hey? 1179 01:21:48,666 --> 01:21:50,166 Where have you been? 1180 01:21:51,958 --> 01:21:53,583 Oh, Bob. 1181 01:21:58,083 --> 01:21:59,458 Where have you been? 1182 01:22:02,416 --> 01:22:03,416 I'm ready. 1183 01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:05,916 I think you are, too. 1184 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,000 It's about weathering the tests, James. 1185 01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:12,625 "Can I do it straight?" That's always an addict's question. 1186 01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:14,916 Think of the worst flu you've ever had. 1187 01:22:15,291 --> 01:22:19,625 Multiply that by a hundred. Do you know what "riding the bike" is? 1188 01:22:19,833 --> 01:22:22,541 When you can't keep your legs still even when you're lying down. 1189 01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:25,208 For a week, every day will be a fight. 1190 01:22:25,625 --> 01:22:28,333 Every hour, a struggle not to go out and score-. 1191 01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:31,708 It's harder coming off methadone than kicking heroin. 1192 01:22:31,916 --> 01:22:33,916 You can't do it on your own. 1193 01:22:34,291 --> 01:22:35,791 I'm not. 1194 01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:38,958 I've got him. He got me this far. 1195 01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:43,666 The other day, we were selling papers, and this guy came up to us. 1196 01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:44,875 Really well-dressed... 1197 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:48,000 ...the sort that wouldn't wanna share the pavement with me before. 1198 01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:51,500 He called me "sir." 1199 01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:55,000 "Sir, do you mind if I take your picture?" 1200 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,250 No one's ever called me "sir" before. 1201 01:22:58,833 --> 01:23:00,541 And it's because of Bob. 1202 01:23:00,666 --> 01:23:03,666 He's shown me what life could be like... 1203 01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:05,875 ...on the other side. 1204 01:23:30,208 --> 01:23:31,583 Betty? 1205 01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:36,333 I know you're in there. 1206 01:23:39,083 --> 01:23:41,833 I just wanted to say you're not gonna see me for a few days. 1207 01:23:41,916 --> 01:23:43,666 Val's given me the go-ahead. 1208 01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:46,541 So I'm doing it. 1209 01:23:48,625 --> 01:23:53,458 I'm sorry that I've disappointed you. 1210 01:23:56,583 --> 01:23:59,000 After all this... 1211 01:23:59,083 --> 01:24:01,000 ...I'll make it up to you. 1212 01:24:03,041 --> 01:24:05,333 I'll make it up to everyone I ever knew. 1213 01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:08,583 I just wanted to let you know. 1214 01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:24,958 You're gonna need food, a stockpile... 1215 01:24:25,041 --> 01:24:29,583 ...because any excuse to go outside, and you're gonna try and score. 1216 01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:32,250 Let me bring you the food. Then lock the door. 1217 01:24:32,791 --> 01:24:34,416 Tofu? 1218 01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:38,041 I'll make an exception this once. 1219 01:24:38,166 --> 01:24:39,375 Okay. 1220 01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:42,625 But that's all. I don't want you to see me like that. 1221 01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:44,458 And I've got Bob. 1222 01:24:44,833 --> 01:24:46,166 He'll look after me. 1223 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:40,875 Bob! 1224 01:27:20,083 --> 01:27:21,250 Hey. 1225 01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:23,791 Hey, mister. 1226 01:28:15,250 --> 01:28:17,083 I'm proud of you, James. 1227 01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:21,208 So, what are you gonna do now? 1228 01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:23,083 Well, first thing... 1229 01:28:23,166 --> 01:28:25,541 ...I'm gonna try and find a way to thank you. 1230 01:28:26,208 --> 01:28:27,208 Come here. 1231 01:28:30,416 --> 01:28:34,500 All right, come on, mister. Let's go. Come on. 1232 01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:36,125 Yeah. 1233 01:28:38,333 --> 01:28:39,958 You take care of yourself. 1234 01:28:40,666 --> 01:28:41,875 And you. 1235 01:28:42,125 --> 01:28:43,208 Thanks, Val. 1236 01:28:44,916 --> 01:28:46,541 Come on, mate. 1237 01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:48,458 Corning. 1238 01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:53,541 Yeah, that one too. 1239 01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:55,166 I'll go in, yeah? 1240 01:28:56,875 --> 01:28:58,583 Wanna give us a hand with this? 1241 01:28:58,666 --> 01:28:59,916 Ready. 1242 01:29:00,291 --> 01:29:02,291 Sorry, I don't know why the door was shut... 1243 01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:04,083 -Hi. -Hi. 1244 01:29:05,666 --> 01:29:07,375 Look at you. 1245 01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:09,791 You did it. 1246 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:11,541 Yeah, just. 1247 01:29:12,708 --> 01:29:15,166 -You look great. -Thanks. 1248 01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:16,583 How do you feel? 1249 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:20,458 Yeah, now I feel good. 1250 01:29:22,333 --> 01:29:23,750 Same... 1251 01:29:24,125 --> 01:29:25,458 ...but totally different. 1252 01:29:25,541 --> 01:29:28,125 What's going on? You're moving. 1253 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:29,583 Yeah. 1254 01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:31,208 I'm going home for a while. 1255 01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:34,500 -Right. -I can't stay here. 1256 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:36,958 It's not my life. 1257 01:29:37,916 --> 01:29:39,666 It was my brother's... 1258 01:29:39,750 --> 01:29:41,750 ...and I need to move on. 1259 01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:44,000 -Yeah. -You actually helped me see that. 1260 01:29:45,250 --> 01:29:46,250 Good. 1261 01:29:46,916 --> 01:29:48,041 Yeah. 1262 01:29:49,541 --> 01:29:52,083 It doesn't necessarily mean goodbye. 1263 01:29:52,750 --> 01:29:54,583 -No. -Wait. 1264 01:30:01,875 --> 01:30:02,833 For you. 1265 01:30:02,916 --> 01:30:05,000 I made this one. 1266 01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:08,583 -You just have to hang it over... -Yeah, I know what these are. 1267 01:30:09,291 --> 01:30:10,291 Thank you. 1268 01:30:11,916 --> 01:30:13,916 That's my address. It's my parents' address. 1269 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,958 -That's where I'll be staying. -Elizabeth Robinson. 1270 01:30:17,083 --> 01:30:18,708 It's my real name. 1271 01:30:19,791 --> 01:30:21,791 Hello, reality. 1272 01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:24,416 My number's on there, too... 1273 01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:25,916 ...in case you need me. 1274 01:30:27,541 --> 01:30:29,000 Until we meet again. 1275 01:30:29,708 --> 01:30:32,958 There was a guy hanging around who wanted to give you this. 1276 01:30:33,041 --> 01:30:34,791 He asked me to make sure you got it. 1277 01:30:35,291 --> 01:30:37,625 Literary agency. 1278 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:40,875 Right. 1279 01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:43,875 -Say hi to Bob. -I will do. 1280 01:30:44,666 --> 01:30:46,333 -Good luck. -Yeah, you too. 1281 01:30:46,791 --> 01:30:47,791 Bye. 1282 01:30:53,416 --> 01:30:55,875 Well, we were thinking a book, for starters. 1283 01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:59,000 -We'd like to team you with a ghostwriter. -He'll help you tell your story. 1284 01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:00,708 Sorry, stories. 1285 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,500 We think it would make a great book. 1286 01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:06,750 Or a series of books. 1287 01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:11,375 The important thing is we need to get hold of you. 1288 01:31:11,458 --> 01:31:14,125 -I don't actually have a phone currently. -Okay. 1289 01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,708 We can sort that. Should we get one for Bob? 1290 01:31:16,791 --> 01:31:18,583 I think we can share. 1291 01:31:18,833 --> 01:31:21,000 Looks like he wants to write it, though. 1292 01:31:32,708 --> 01:31:34,125 What are you... 1293 01:31:35,166 --> 01:31:36,666 I'm clean, Dad. 1294 01:31:37,791 --> 01:31:40,000 -"Clean" as, what, like...? -Everything. 1295 01:31:41,791 --> 01:31:44,708 I just wanted you to know. 1296 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:48,041 You know, I was... 1297 01:31:48,333 --> 01:31:51,208 I was thinking while I was standing here just now... 1298 01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:56,833 ...the last time I wasn't high in front of you... 1299 01:31:57,416 --> 01:31:58,833 ...I was 11. 1300 01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:00,833 Before Australia. 1301 01:32:04,666 --> 01:32:06,291 I wanted to apologize. 1302 01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:09,666 For everything. 1303 01:32:13,875 --> 01:32:16,916 I don't blame you for giving up on me. 1304 01:32:19,125 --> 01:32:21,166 No, Dad, I don't want your money. 1305 01:32:33,166 --> 01:32:34,875 I didn't give up on you. 1306 01:32:37,791 --> 01:32:39,791 I was ashamed... 1307 01:32:40,333 --> 01:32:41,708 ...of myself. 1308 01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:45,333 I was never afraid to fly. 1309 01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:48,708 I just didn't know how to do... 1310 01:32:51,708 --> 01:32:53,458 I didn't know how to be your father. 1311 01:33:00,958 --> 01:33:03,000 I'm the one who needs to apologize. 1312 01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:07,125 -No... -Jack, what are you doing out there? 1313 01:33:11,166 --> 01:33:13,000 I'm talking to my son. 1314 01:33:18,583 --> 01:33:19,791 And my grandson. 1315 01:33:21,625 --> 01:33:23,583 Got him on a lead, don't worry. 1316 01:33:29,958 --> 01:33:31,708 Wait till you see the screensaver. 1317 01:33:33,208 --> 01:33:34,583 Look at that. 1318 01:33:36,583 --> 01:33:37,666 Yeah? 1319 01:33:42,750 --> 01:33:44,208 Where'd they go, hey? 1320 01:33:45,208 --> 01:33:47,583 How are you doing in the deep blue sea there, Bob? 1321 01:33:49,041 --> 01:33:52,375 Hey, come on. I've gotta get this bloke Gary a load of notes. 1322 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:54,875 Stop fishing. 1323 01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:06,666 Morning, monster. 1324 01:34:07,708 --> 01:34:08,833 Hello, mate. 1325 01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:12,625 Caught any fish yet? 1326 01:34:16,750 --> 01:34:20,708 How is a guy, who's spent a third of his life checked out, to write a book? 1327 01:34:22,291 --> 01:34:24,416 Come on, Bob, help me out here. 1328 01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:26,416 I'm stuck. 1329 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:37,833 Bob. Bob! 1330 01:34:47,708 --> 01:34:48,875 I just loved it. 1331 01:34:48,958 --> 01:34:50,333 -Every word. -Thank you. 1332 01:34:50,416 --> 01:34:51,916 -Thank you. -Thank you. Okay. 1333 01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:54,375 James, we're about to start. 1334 01:34:54,916 --> 01:34:57,250 Not before you say hi to your biggest fan. 1335 01:34:58,875 --> 01:35:01,291 -Betty. -I'm so proud of you. 1336 01:35:01,458 --> 01:35:04,208 Hi. Thanks for coming. 1337 01:35:07,041 --> 01:35:08,333 James. 1338 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,375 -James. -Yeah. 1339 01:35:12,458 --> 01:35:14,375 -Bob. -Okay. 1340 01:35:14,458 --> 01:35:16,208 Off you go. 1341 01:35:17,291 --> 01:35:18,916 Okay, Bob. 1342 01:35:19,375 --> 01:35:20,916 Great, thank you. 1343 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:22,833 -Ready? -Yeah. 1344 01:35:23,958 --> 01:35:26,125 -Good luck. -Thank you. 1345 01:35:26,208 --> 01:35:27,708 Hey, Bob. 1346 01:35:30,708 --> 01:35:32,208 -Hey, Dad. -Son. 1347 01:35:32,291 --> 01:35:34,666 -It's all a bit overwhelming. -Yeah. 1348 01:35:35,583 --> 01:35:37,625 He's got your scarf. 1349 01:35:37,875 --> 01:35:39,875 I told you he wasn't a stray. 1350 01:35:40,291 --> 01:35:41,375 Bob, you good? 1351 01:35:41,458 --> 01:35:42,458 Yeah. 1352 01:35:46,416 --> 01:35:49,083 Go on, Bob. High-five. 1353 01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:51,000 Good boy. 1354 01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:57,291 Hi, everyone. 1355 01:35:58,250 --> 01:36:00,791 Didn't expect there to be so many people here. 1356 01:36:01,791 --> 01:36:05,208 I could make some joke about there not being enough room to swing a cat... 1357 01:36:05,291 --> 01:36:07,916 ...but I don't think Bob would like that. 1358 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,916 A friend helped me with this. 1359 01:36:12,416 --> 01:36:16,000 And when I was stuck, her advice was... 1360 01:36:16,083 --> 01:36:19,375 ...start by mentioning that everyone gets a second chance. 1361 01:36:20,125 --> 01:36:23,791 But that not everyone manages to take them. 1362 01:36:25,916 --> 01:36:27,333 Luckily for me... 1363 01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:31,000 ...I had some very important companions... 1364 01:36:31,125 --> 01:36:33,000 ...to help with my second chance. 1365 01:36:35,375 --> 01:36:36,500 And then she said... 1366 01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:38,833 ...to just tell the truth. 1367 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,333 And that's what I've done. 1368 01:36:51,416 --> 01:36:54,291 -Absolutely loved it, mate. Well done. -Thank you. 1369 01:36:57,666 --> 01:36:59,041 Little paw print there. 1370 01:36:59,125 --> 01:37:00,625 -Thank you so much. -Here you go. 1371 01:37:02,708 --> 01:37:05,791 -You enjoy that? -Felt like I lived every moment. 1372 01:37:06,125 --> 01:37:07,166 Good. 1373 01:37:08,541 --> 01:37:10,208 -Hi. -Hi. 1374 01:37:37,125 --> 01:37:38,250 Come on, you guys. 1375 01:37:42,500 --> 01:37:43,916 Keep it going. That's great. 1376 01:37:44,208 --> 01:37:45,583 Now you guys. 1377 01:37:56,541 --> 01:37:58,958 Beautiful! That's great. Now, the basses. 1378 01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:05,750 Come on, get low. 1379 01:38:10,708 --> 01:38:12,250 All together! 1380 01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:20,750 That's it, beautiful! 1381 01:38:23,083 --> 01:38:24,625 We'll break it down now. 1382 01:38:44,500 --> 01:38:46,666 Yeah! Give yourself a round of applause! 1383 01:38:46,750 --> 01:38:48,875 Yes, brother. Yes, mate. 1384 01:38:48,958 --> 01:38:51,250 Nice one, dude. Bob the cat, eh?